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Great.
When asked “Can I change my horoscope meaning?”
Couple people wouldn't mind having me out of the way.
There's no Zorn or Zutroff?
- Well, it's against the Cabbie's Code, isn't it? - The what?
Define rarely Frequently
嗯,没错
No problem. Listen, let me borrow your scarf.
It's my pleasure. I love these.
I guess there's not much action there these days.
You don't seem very surprised.
My demeanor?
OH YEAH, I LIKE THIS IDEA
She's missing one of her lingerie shots.
Look, we're not gonna do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable.
What if I don't want it?
Helllllo Who dick u suckin
Oh, you don't know the half of it, luv.
Goodbye.
Not the gown again?
- Maybe I am. - Why would you do that?
No good?
- You are? - I've kept the same job over two years.
Sure.
Doctor?
OH YEAH, I LIKE THIS IDEA
Lover boy. You are a lover boy.
...in some ill-conceived mail-order pornography ring.
He left his card.
Jerry, all these SEC programs, they write off everything
It’s Benes, you jackass.
Es…es correct.
I'm just going to get some ointment.
NO.
They just write it off.
He said the key word was tasteful.
But they do.
- Nice. - Yeah, it is nice actually.
I hope you got that mustard stain out of your shirt.
Helllllo Come on Elaine up yo mouth and suck this come on i got a present for ya suck it suck it nigga