HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Very, very, good.
I liked the picture so much I cropped out the nipple...
Elaine, you shouldn't be reading that.
He's a kike...
All right.
Oh, I suppose you think you're bomb-able?
But you were supposed to get me a refund.
Actually, I'm Quite Comfortable.
Here. Here.
- The warranty expired two years ago. - Would you be interested?
It's pretty hot under these lights huh seinfeld?
You see, this nurse had asked me to put a gown on...
- Well, then, what? - Oh, stupid Leo.
Define "Rarely." Frequently.
What do you think of that alien autopsy?
That stereo was already busted.
Well, as you know, I've always been something of a photog.
That's correct.
The dance continues.
It's Panera You Jackass
...that I think you may enjoy.
Hello?
Uh thats correct
Okay. Let's take a look.
I bet he can walk, sing, dance, and tell children about a few things.
All right.
Is this or is this not your signature?
Define completely destroyed Somewhat danaged
Dog seems a little put out
Oh, my God.
Yeah, it is nice actually.
Don't You Find It Interesting That Your Friend Had The Foresight...
Demeanor!?!
- Now, see, this is busted. - No, it works.
Oh, hey, you got it.
She's looking at my pictures.
...and I'm using it for my health-club ID.
I don't know what Newman wanted to see me for.
OH YEAH, I LIKE THIS IDEA
- I feel fat. - No, no. You're stout.
There will be a small fine.
You don't even know what a troglodyte is.