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[gasps] Rick, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Now, if you'll excuse us, this party sucks.
Yeah. What do you need, kid?
What's that nympho doing now?
This is nice.
Andrew's at a soo-soo party?
Andrew, you should use Nick's attic to hook up with Bernie.
[giggles]
Good morning, Bridgeton Middle.
As much as I would love for him to murder my vagina,
Do you want to three-way make out with me and Devon?
I personally think that went about as well as it could have.
Like a motorcycle that he straddles with his ample groin.
♪ Get me out of this hell ♪
Maury, Bernie Sanders replied to my text. She wants to Zoom.
And maybe the stress of Connie not wanting the baby.
♪ But your high heels are so loud ♪
♪ Every minute's like a hundred hours ♪
At least my kerosene-soaked fireworks are okay.
I only know him from his work as a racist and an anti-Semite.
[grunting]
♪ Get me out of this cage ♪
Yes. Yes, we can.
♪ The loneliness is all-consuming ♪
[growls sexily]
Should we maybe take off our shirts?
Okay, Bernie. This one you'll like 'cause I know you're a Richard Gere-head.
The hookup house, it's just like the dream, kind of.
and I could "shovel your driveway."
Why, thank you, Jay. You're such a sweet boy.
Come on, give the lady what she wants,
♪ Every hour's like a million years ♪
-It's the family account. -That's it.
♪ I'm a pent-up Sex-starved ball of rage ♪
Someone needs to make out and change that vibe, baby.
[crying]
Really fucking hot, baby. He's forbidden fruit.
you know, because, uh, you're new in town.
Oh, that feels nice.
so you can see my Jewish fucking torso.
Fondling each other's breasts?
Oh, what I wouldn't give to attack Bernie Sanders just like that.