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Cool.
Earth.
Julius Caesar,
[gasps]
but I feel safe going out on a limb here and...
[♪]
I didn't-- I'm not--
[groans] Gah... this sucks.
Isn't this what superpowers are for?
Isn't that worse?
but I can always make another one.
[scanners beep and warble]
I like that.
[stone shatters]
but I feel like I'm standing on the edge of a cliff,
I figure you've banked
[launch count] ...two, one--
♪ This shit feel like Friday nights... ♪
Mars-man.
Yeah...
[newscaster] ...the world's spirits were raised
I don't like Mark missing school,
It's because of the Guardians' massacre
which is why I'm moving back to Moscow,
When you prove yourselves worthy
Hey, keeping the universe safe,
Her house will still be here when we get back.
♪ Don't get captured ♪
Okay, what's going on?
and after what happened to the Guardians,
Uh...
[distant screams] Help me!
I don't know.
[chuckles] Ha...
[sighs sadly]
Look, once you tell someone your secret identity,
[Mark] Grab hands!
Not much, but enough to run for DNA.
They were the only family I had.
if his heart's in the right place.
You're hiding something from me,
We're cool, right?
Alienating Atom Eve
Show off.
[squealing stops]
But you didn't.
It's about time.
Oh, god...
Okay, I'm-I'm sorry.
[chains erupt]
...six, five, four, three--
[explosion]
This isn't a holy site.
Left that one there as a reminder.
and Cecil's never liked me.
Mark?
Hi. Sorry. It's okay.
What, are you crazy, man?
and Cecil didn't ask you to go.
[windstorm rumbling]
They are a world-destroying race
[chuckles]
Eh, the usual.
We speak Martian.
[stone grinding]
[turns off television]
Amber and I are just hanging out.
And you speak English?
please don't lose interest in me while I'm gone.