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Just... work stuff.
I'm needed here on Earth.
[slab thuds]
[sighs]
All right, one more round, huh?
The planet needs a win right now,
Uh, well...
It's everything.
The Guardians.
It was one of those group volunteer things.
[♪]
[all roaring]
You need to push yourself
[laughing] Ha, ha, ha!
which is why I was sent to protect these astronauts,
Nothing.
Please.
Too much?
[Nolan] Debbie?
without arousing his suspicion.
[sirens wail, blasters fire] Go! Go! Go! Go!
[distant sonic boom]
with your conspiracy theory bullshit--
[perky rock music plays]
Cecil thinks I had something to do with...
[Olga] Lies!
Mr. Mars-Man.
Olga wants me to sell her house.
You guys need to keep your dogs on a leash!
You need to decide
She looks like she's 14!
Eh, never mind.
♪ Get a job, get a house get a coffin ♪
[sighs in relief]
Pack a lunch, my ass.
I'm here, aren't I?
Huh. Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, I suppose.
and more importantly,
I got you something.
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪
Ow! What the hell?
Take deep breaths, buddy.
They're called "bauls."
We've ended wars all over the universe,
I'm gonna take a rock if that's okay.
who left a trail of destruction across the universe,
How was that?
So nothing to worry about.
I don't even know your people.
I guess...
[Nolan] You were in my house.