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Ever heard of us?
until I can figure out why Nolan killed the Guardians
[metal crumpling]
[rasping moan]
[♪]
I don't know if I could do that.
Two more sales
Uh... you missed a spot?
Your responsibilities are bigger
[newscaster] ...just under 60 seconds to launch...
[Cecil] Actually the lede
[stone grinding]
I was sent to protect some of my fellow Earth-men
but with an appropriate host,
Maybe you can understand that.
is armed and ready...
Um...
[roaring]
and I'm the only one of us who can't fly.
See what?
[groans in disgust]
Yeah, I saw that. It's cool.
you know we like to help out wherever we can,
Can't let a couple of teenagers show us up.
Hey, Cecil.
after you knocked out three of my teeth
[Amber] Thanks.
Oh, it's very different.
This could get bad.
I'll make you a deal.
under control this time?
Don't you?
It's why I'm here on Earth.
Olga...
so if you're all good,
living up to our people's heritage,
[squelching wetly]
If I didn't know better,
She was a wreck.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Is he?
[♪]
[Nolan] It's the high one!
The humans are scheduled for immediate execution.
Fuck you
I'm busy training my son, Cecil,
[coughs]
[sighs] Good to be home again.
[Mark] It was a secret mission.
[Cecil] Yeah, you are.
Oh, you mean
But you still feel something's wrong.
I've told you--
♪ But I swear I've never loved you more... ♪
I'm just here looking for, uh--
But I have to do this anyway.
before crashing onto our planet.
No... kidding...
Coming here felt like a chance
I am the Emperor of Mars!
Nolan?
or anyone who knows anything about rocks.
Me too.
[Nolan] I know.
Whoa.
[Nolan] Gain some altitude!
[♪]
[whoosh outside] [Debbie gasps]
is the Martians--
stay out of sight unless something goes wrong.
[roars]
We do this.
[yelps] Ow! Shit!