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when the impersonator makes excuses deflect, deflect, deflect
My power went out last night,
and then my clothes disappeared from the Laundromat.
that they hopped out of their mouths while they slept.
Yep, there's definitely something in there.
Look, yesterday I told my twins
Or if a juvenile aged eight years or younger
and this is my confession.
here's your CompStat report.
In which case...
Oh, my God, talking about your finances
Drugs are so silly.
but dead on.
Guys, this is not my fault.
That was my childhood dream.
The muggings were confined to Cabot Street.
What are you guys doing here?
I even have a receipt,
who has an hour to spare once every two weeks, right?
You are without a doubt the most incompetent detectives
I meant I can't believe you solved the case.
to a truly decent man,
and no one.
I used to, when I was an awesome lawyer.
Great, let's just go out to your desk
Well, someone said it to me last night.
I think "limousine" and "magazine"
At Brooklyn Urine and Blood?
This is not bad luck, it's a pattern.
so maybe there is something to what you're saying.
Those are cappuccinos.
because I keep all my receipts
Sergeant Jeffords and I
Walking is too close to dancing,
We all need this!
I'm not, I'm sightseeing,
Why would you do that?
Yeah, but I'm telling you that someone is.
Anyway, I can prove that I filled up my tank, all right?
We ran the plates and put out an APB.
Like me and antique globe collecting.
I don't get it.