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Like a pro.
My car ran out of gas,
Ugh. Where were you?
Look, I know technically I'm not supposed to help out,
Ooh, I'm gonna do some right now.
If this will make you happy...
Kidnapping is 90% crafting.
I think you might be too close to this.
Ergo, a hobby.
remote control monster truck,
I pushed all my friends away.
come from the same word.
You know how long it takes to foam that milk?
And while you two were busy lolly-gargling...
there were baby bunnies in their stomachs
All right, fine. You don't want my help?
Fine. I regret what I said.
Sarcasm... the coward's lie.
so for energy, I did way too much cocaine and meth.
You really brought my words to life.
but we're doing it in your office
Oh, that's very insulting
and flooded it with Thai pornography.
But you know me, ever the calligrapher.
Oh, I wish I could be that free.
'Cause he's the victim.
What, you don't think it could break one?
We got coffee.
There you go.
The tragic sound you hear is the shredding of my spandie.
I double checked your evidence.
Oh!
They're good detectives.
and noticed the sound of parrots in the background.
So I'm assigning you a new partner.
Fine. Fine.
Sir,
He likes me because I got him off
you said might want to hurt you.
We need to look into the power outage and hot water.
Great, now just eighty more confessions to go.
They thoroughly cleaned the synagogue,
Terry's out of breath.
How could you possibly know?
There were traces of cocaine and methamphetamines
No, no, no, no, no!
We're just doing our jobs.
the old guy who lived underneath me
No, really.
I would've put my soul on there,
Oh, yes.