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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
and, apparently, the touching of my scrotum
Come on, Captain. I need this.
You have three mini-fridges plugged in to the same outlet.
This is the best $8,000 you ever spent.
I thought it was amazing!
And I'm including that bomb-sniffing dog
I'm a bubble man
but that's from dental neglect, not meth.
makes me sweat behind the knees.
wheelie shoes,
I can't believe it.
See? Someone's already looking for me.
I am a horrible person who has done horrible things
You are a professional dancer,
It was so good.
One time in person with Canadian pennies.
Gas station.
It's $200.
Now you get it.
This is how I move now.
God! That's my nose!
Starts crying.
Oh, yeah, the internet says
Or was it "Space Bubbles"?
No, we did.
He's being extorted for $10,000.
I believe these belong to you.
and pursued your true passion of selling ice cream?
and a gull man!
so we could interview some convicts I put away,
fill out form 452-underscore-J,
Probably my dad abandoning me.
that said "Sinbad lives in my building."
Ablenken Ablenken Ablenken
I'm sorry I acted like a jackass.
No, the hard one to kick is angel dust,
I really need this sale.
Look, we are on your side.
Pretty good gag, huh?
But I always pay my power bill.
Plus I'm hoping my leg muscles will atrophy
I thought I was hitching a ride to Rikers
I couldn't hurt her feelings.
Three mini-fridges are cheaper than one regular one.