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You were picked on a lot, right, Pigeon?
that protects the car from oxidation and corrosion.
-What is that? -My name.
-Is he on break? -Mmm-mmm. Nobody named Adam works here.
I'm so scared to be alone right now.
I don't know. You find out your girlfriend is pregnant and you just...
Is this your bird?
Well, what does this have to do with me?
I guess I vote "yes!"
(GASPS) Oh, my God!
So I guess I'm the swing vote, huh?
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
and we should give it to her.
That can't be!
I see what you're saying. He's like a washing machine.
What are you saying? He's a robot?
Oh, damn! Pigeon's still in that sealed plastic bag in the van.