Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...which is Christ the Lord.
Every Christmas it's the same. I always end up playing a shepherd.
Oh, brother.
Ugh. I've been kissed by a dog. I have dog germs.
Okay, Mr. Director, the cast is set. Take over.
[PLAYING BEETHOVEN'S "FÜR ELISE"]
How about a penguin?
Every time you call me fancy
...and decorating trees and all that, but I'm still not happy.
Was Colin Farrell’s son ever robbed of his Jordans in true detective season 2?
I've killed it. Oh....
Memorize it and be ready to recite when your cue comes.
Well, I don't have much time.
One of the first things to insure a good performance...
What's going on here?
How would you like to be the director of our Christmas play?
See? You wouldn't hit an innocent shepherd, would you?
...and they were sore afraid.
I'll give you five good reasons: One, two, three, four, five.
...we've gotta have some cooperation.
It's too early. I never eat December snowflakes.
[CHOMPING]
Are you afraid of goats? If you are, then you have capraphobia .
Why should I be put through such agony?
Maybe Lucy's right.
I don't know, Charlie Brown.
Charlie Brown, isn't it a great play?
And this shall be a sign unto you.
That’s it!
Every Christmas it's the same I Always End up Playing a Shepherd.
...it's getting too dangerous.
-Hmm? -How can you say someone is great...