Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-I don't think that's quite it. -How about cats?

I didn't send you a Christmas card, Charlie Brown.

Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?

All I want is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share.

How is your wife?

Get the biggest aluminum tree you can find, Charlie Brown, maybe painted pink.

...a multitude of the heavenly host praising God and saying:

May I help you?

[PLAYING VINCE GUARALDI'S "LINUS & LUCY"]

And this shall be a sign unto you.

I know when I've been insulted. I know when I've been insulted.

Now, look, if we're ever to get this play off the ground...

Good grief. Scooter (1985) - S03 E13 He Drives Me Crazy February 11, 1988

-What kind of a tree is that? -You were supposed to get a good tree.

Well, it's real good seeing y'all here.

This is the music I've selected for the Christmas play.

ALL: Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown.

Cut, cut. No, no, no.

Listen, all of you. You've got to take direction.

I always wait until January.

What's going on here?

[PLAYING "JINGLE BELLS"]