Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's a five-minute conversation, and then you get to have sex afterwards.

there were two things I didn't know that I wish I did.

meaning she doesn't sleep over and you don't have breakfast with her.

and their professor all got the room wrong.

about our cooking lessons and our camping trips.

- CROWD: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! - Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Never take questions on the first day. It shows weakness.

- She bought it. - Hook, line and sinker.

You're gonna lock us in here? Well, guess what?

Damn it, Hordichuk! You miss another gimme like that,

I mean, it's not like I don't like you.

then it's worth taking this risk 'cause

You do realize they were lying, right?

It's okay, dude.

- Not good enough. - Not good enough!

(PANTING) Oh, God. Barney, it was awful. I was teaching...

(BARNEY MUTTERING)

(TED LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)

Sounds like you guys need to have the talk.

Okay, seriously. We're at the point of physical violence.

We kept trying to have the talk and then we realized we hate the talk.

"I hope it doesn't make you mad."

and be all, " I don't know. It's not that I don't like you.

It's just they kissed! They're finally a couple.

(SIGHS) Why not? Lay it on me.

Wait, let me finish this real quick.