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Sorry, sir. This is Architecture 101.
(LAUGHING)
Now, will you please have the talk?
Hello.
You don't have a choice, right? None of you has a choice.
No, Ted.
No, this is good. Let's get it all out of the way.
that used to belong to my favorite professor of all time.
- And that's not happy? - Of course not.
(BOTH EX CLAIM)
- Not good enough. - Not good enough!
(LAUGHING) Okay, I should get going. I got a date.
But...
I'm Ted.
- Why? Give me one good reason. - I'll give you 20.
"Where do you see this relationship going?"
S'up, dudes? Silence!
Just once I wish you guys invite me to a watch party
There's the door. You can go.
(BARNEY SNIFFING)
Hey, Brad.
No, Ted, brunch is not cool.
(EX CLAIMING)