Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The first thing was that your mother was in that classroom.

What kind of professor was I gonna be?

Excuse me. Coming through.

I had to decide.

Okay, good luck. Byesies.

What do I have to do? Put a gun to your head?

You know what we should do? We should...

Pancakes, fresh bacon. It is so yummy.

Thank you, Ted.

In other words, don't let her take a shower at your place.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

Unless I say "flügelhorn," you haven't gone too far.

First of millions! What if our kids get married?

but the fact is, we also can't live without each other.

- Really? - Yeah. Really.

TED: College kids, out of my way!

I shouldn't go kissing some other guy's girlfriend.

and you can't knock her up 'cause it's a dream.

I mean, except with Ted. Man. He really got it right.

- You're their teacher, not their friend. - Exactly.

- Lily, slow your roll there, lily pad. Okay? - Yeah. Yeah.

I know what you're all thinking.