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and I don't know, it's weird. I already feel like seconds.
Shh! Ted, now's not a good time. Where do you keep your condoms?
- Oh, boy. - What's this?
(BOTH CHATTERING)
(CRYING)
Wait, what are you saying?
Yeah, the talk sucks. You have to, like, talk,
It's great! Back me up, Ted.
Dude, your pants were already off,
Just once, I wish you guys would call me on Tuxedo Night.
An architect must be economical in his use of space, so...
- I hope that doesn't make you mad. - Mad?
(WHOOPS)
- That's rough. - Yeah, but here's the funny thing.
This is Architecture 101. I am Professor Mosby,
Professor. Professor. They're all staring at me.
I thought I would decide in the moment. And I did, about 20 times.
Number two, keep them away from sunlight,
We're both afraid of commitment,
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