Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(IMITATES WHIP CRACKING)
How do you keep a girl from becoming your girlfriend?
Lily, private convo time.
I think I know how to speed things up.
things with me and Robin are as good as they can possibly be.
you should know something about my stuff below the belt.
- I was born a little different. - God, no. Brad, no.
Rule number one, never get them wet.
No, no, no. No.
OLDER TED: Of course, I wasn't in the room for this conversation,
No, I meant punching Brad.
Who invited their dad, right?
- Okay, now, we have to figure this out. - (BREATHING HEAVILY) Yes, we do.
As long as you're happy, I'm happy.
Because of that? Come on. That's my thing.
who, by the way, was not your mom. Your mom was sitting...
I'm gonna come down there and put a slapper right up your beerhole!
- And it was kind of great. - That's awesome, Ted.
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We are not having the talk!
Let's just have the stupid talk.
But before we go any further,
- Define the relationship. - Yes! No!
I knew I had to make a strong impression. I had thought of everything. Except...
Good morning.
- Yeah. - Or... Or...
That, my friend, is the Dominator 8000,
So if any of you
OLDER TED: Finally, my first class had arrived.
Did I not tell you guys that it was Tuxedo Night?
- I don't want to stop having sex. - Oh, good. Me, neither.