Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can anyone here tell me what this class is really all about?
What about brunch? Is brunch cool?
There's such a thing as common sense, you know?
OLDER TED: The next night, Robin and Brad went to a hockey game.
Until, all of a sudden, it was the Friday before my first day as a college professor.
They don't realize they weren't lying.
have even the slightest inclination to do anything with your life
Maybe we should go back to being just friends.
- Yeah, friends isn't gonna work. - Nope.
- This is about me and Barney. - You and...
Just hanging out?
Yeah, "Ted."
I'm so excited about this whip! I got whip fever!
(STUDENTS LAUGHING)
but I have to imagine Robin said something like that.
If you kiss me and you feel bad about it, you're meant to be with Barney.
They still haven't had the talk, huh?
and not at least try and figure out what you mean to each other.
You don't take questions on the first day. It shows weakness.
write down that definition on a piece of paper,
I just thought of a reason.
- where's your hat and your whip? - They're at home. I...
OLDER TED: Kids, on my first day as a college professor,
You just think you're happy because you feel happy.
It's just a little something that we got for you
It's not something you want to be. It's something you need to be.