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How can you possibly be sure?
Steve, you said if there was any way to get there, you would.
Code red.
Go on, elf.
-That's us! -The clearest...
Lunch Box
We come in peace.
...and drawing of Santa tripping over your dog.
Security tracked her to Sector 1 9. And we think Arthur was here.
You too.
So did everyone else.
l got you a present, sir.
"Potash of carboniloroxy...
...code 1 2. Code 12!
-You just took the piece out of my hand. -Well, l am actually Santa...
l mean, what if after all of that, l'm staying at Grandma's?
Please.
...that Santa doesn't care about.
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After all the hard work, l wanted everyone to have some Christmas fun.
...there's nine houses in my road so that's nearly 1 0 minutes.
Grandsanta says he's not here.
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Gwen just has to have a present from Santa.
No Chicken Escapes from Tweety’s Farm!
l just wanted them to remember...
a s
l.... l work...
Head of Polar Communications for 46 missions!
-...to the elf? -Fell out of the sleigh over Lake Geneva.
...a trip on the S-1 , Arthur?
lt's for Gwen. Eight beautiful reindeer. That's what she's dreaming of.
l've got a phobia of being beheaded, and heights and speed and reindeer...
Mpaa Stop
You want to order me to go through the cat flap?
He had to go into hiding.
Get off.
l thought it would be chillier near England.
...seen it before.
lt's the 2 billion other gifts, dear. Christmas has become...
l want you to locate the batteries...
...gone right down the rodney hole. You're a postman with a spaceship.
Toronto's in Canada.
l wouldn't worry. lt's not like they're facing man-eating lions.
Forget Techno Tommy. He's texting on his calculator after another job.
Marvelous. Gets me every time.
No. l'm Santa.
...in Germany? One of them was twins!
let no oh uh halllll
"Gift Subscribe"?
kill you tv train and
lt's impossible.
"He belongs in the South Pole."
l'm not going anywhere.
l'm so sorry.
But it can't be done.
He's the greatest man ever.
Alert level six.
Something's coming through.
But that'll ruin beach.
Meaty chunks in the hole.
You are sitting on a level one access HOHO.
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-l didn't, in fact, technically-- -You said l could drive!
Have a bonbon
Now, where are we?
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Forgot the PlN code.
l'm Santa!
...get here!
pixies. no nothing there is a here
Malcolm...
Not the 2 billion things l did right tonight. No!
Here.
...a picture of Biffo. See?
Thank you, Peter. l'd love an espresso.
...than anything we know of.
lt certainly is, Arthur. The whole family together.
Depends on the angle the sleigh hits. You might just get beheaded.
All right.
Dancer.
Sir? Why is Arthur out there?
...a ride?
christmas comes early lucky elf sony sound disney i am not crazy
Sir...
...rely on me.
A bike and...
They used to say it was impossible to teach women to read.
Something else!
Just gotta break them in.
You've got your special coat on.
Oh, no, that's Peking.
No! lt's just...
snow white and the seven dwarfs
That detachable milk maid thing.
We need a blunt instrument. Knock him out and regroup.
Two billion items delivered, and we didn't leave a footprint in the snow.
...he just wants to be loved and get some rest.
-Elf, wrap your head. -Sir!
Homework Destroyed
Okay. Left out of the Oval Office, right at the Cabinet Room...
Nearly there!
Tale Of Despereaux Horton Hears A Who
-There you are. Down. -Watch that rock!
Steam train chugging
Could you please type faster?
Dad, wait.
Drop complete. Stand by, S-1 .
Santa's head seems to be resting...
This is’nt Paris Zoo This is Africa
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
No, you can't. Yes, you can! Come on, Arthur!
lt's not 1 81 6 now.
Meltdown paused.
...two...
But there's a child without a present.
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Dear Alessandro...
l said me and Evie could get here, and we did.
Thanks steve
-Am l? -North Pole...
On Christmas night, he comes.
Who'd know that?