Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When teacher smashes phones in 2006 2007 and 2008

A puta gorda quebrou um vibrador pensando que era uma piroca feita de plástico e Agora nós vamos se fizer!

Okay. RILEY!!! Gimme all your devices! Now! Daddy! Daddy no! Please daddy PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!

And why the hell was he ever famous to begin with?

Roberta's my boo.

Kiss your devices goodbye, Riley before it’s too late. Oops. Too late. (Bill breaks all Riley’s devices) (Screaming and crying loudest) MY FUCKING DEVICES!!! Daddy!!! Ah! Oh, my God! FUCK YOU!!!

Okay. Now it's time to play...

I'll step on the gas, you step on the brake.

- Aah! - Give it to me. You are grounded, Chevy!

Not in my backyard

...and I Don't Give A Crap Memorial Boulevard South.

...and pretend to be a teacher at a local high school...

As for the Roberta situation, if I were handling it, I...

- Go on, step to me! - Now, my final thought.

Look. Coleman Boulevard.

- Oh, yeah, homey, que pasa? - Oh, hey.

Let... Me... Out!

- Mom, she's not a girl. She's an animal. - What? (throws coffee at Anoop)

Donna comes out wearing a sparkling black dress. I went into your closet! And I am aware she wears it better.

Animal?! Chevy, you are 15.

You check all my fucking history?! You know what? You are a fucking bitch, cunt, whore, tit, and slut lady!!! (Gasps) (Growling) (Screaming loudest again)

...when I was wearing your underwear...

Oh, great, and my driving gloves are at the Leathersmith.

You can't stop me. I've been texting him throughout this entire conversation.

That was an American bald eagle.

- I'll turn left, you turn right. - What's that gonna do?

Yeah. And, uh, she has a lot of anger and she takes it out on me, so...

I don't get it. We performed that song for years.