Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Noah and Serena have a very...Intimate relationship. When it's dark, and no one's looking, they'll re-enact the porn films they watch together! And the worst part is Noah is 11 and Serena is 26! Scratch that, the worstest part ever is that he CONSENTS to it!!! Get a room, you two!

You can have a party here tonight. Invite all your friends.

- What? - Roberta.

I would never cheat on Fed, but I did give this other guy my number.

Roberta you're stupid grounded No TV newborn night no Minecraft new Lego waffle no door at the strip club Explorer no Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Mickey gets a flat tire and is Tesla Model y

Roberta you're grounded for watching Beavis and the butthead go to New Mexico to Sea Breaking Bad So that means no TV no fortnite no Minecraft

Roberta go to the microwave in sitting there for 8 minutes

...between authoritarian parenting and authoritative parenting?

Except Junior, who has no need to rebel...

SHE WATCHED WHAT?!?! Where is your bitch sister at?! She’s in her room. Take all her devices away.

Ow! My fat face!

Parenting a teenage girl is impossible.

Who likes balloon animals? Okay, here we go.

Clean up what? No one came. There's nothing to clean.

Look at us bonding. So this boy goes to Stoolbend High?

Diego, help me!

Show some respect. Goodbye. Aah!

...like Cookie Monster. - Ugh.

...I will make more of an effort to relate to Roberta.

- Yeah. - What the hell do you think you're doing?

Perhaps something deeply intimate and personal.

Give it back to me, you motherfucker!!! Where's my goddamn red USB?!

Are you serious?

Why did you do that Don't Touch it Don't Touch That

Oh, yeah. She's at the corner of Who Cares Street...

I'm glad we get to spend some time together.

Sorry, Grandma Tubbs.

Sorry, sorry. My fault.

I guess you actually are the better parent.