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Just jeans and no shirt.
Okay, okay.
on the Extreme Home Makeover account.
The first step to becoming an American... get a credit card.
They can learn about how their ancestors used to be savages
Your life is no more.
Was anyone else surprised by that?
But at least we managed to avoid arson charges, right?
It's for the renovation, man. It's for the controlled burns.
Hey, man, there's no time for that. We're on a deadline here.
But what function is it gonna serve in the home?
You can't run from the kindness of strangers
I don't know why you're breaking my balls here.
over there and get a nice backdraft?
This is the real deal. I got a whole taco bed.
Gentlemen, we are all done here, so I'm gonna roll 'cause we got to...
We're just gonna go ahead and put all this
You want to have a smash off?
I don't want the fire to spread past the parameters of this wall.
Hey, in order to assimilate you with American culture,
My head is sweating like shit.
If you don't have a bad credit history, you can open up a store credit card.
I've never been ready for anything more in my entire life.
apocalyto
I hate to tell you this, but, you know, this self-help stuff...
creating an enjoyable experience for the family... extreme!
So, do you not have a button for that?
That, sir, is becauseyou purchased blue jean shorts
- Are you sure we need it? - They take stuff outside and...