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♪ Has an epigastric hernia ♪
Hey, hey, hey, just to be clear, though,
The fact that my boss picks on me is making me worse at my job
You just didn't give me the chance.
Maya, don't start.
I know something really fun
to spend any more time with me.
N... (groans)
(radio crackles)
♪ She's an ingenue ♪
Um, thanks for all the free stuff, Tent.
for the finals of... something.
Yeah, so I'm definitely gonna look at your phone now, Paula.
♪ La-la-la, lovey-dove ♪
She called me boo!
because...
you Schwarnegg-ing out back there,
Hmm? Now, there are no bad ideas.
Uh, okay, but...
you have an island.
But here's the thing,
Rebecca, I am so sorry.
(giggles)
♪ Oh ♪
Oh, oh, so now you want everyone to be together
I can't stand seeing the sadness in your eyes.
You never give me the chance.
Thank God.
tell your friend Angelique we are on for Friday night.
You've known him for, like, three days!
I've had enough of you bullying me.
And I'm not a theater major,
(all gasp)
Bummer, man. Actually, you know what?
♪ Head of censorship and mind control ♪
I shouldn't have to ask!
- We could dress like caterers. - No.
around midday, your hubby gives you a little remote zippity zap.
Well, what I'm gonna do right now
Um, over here's our kitchen table for food
Don't... uh... I...
You want us to show up
♪ Sorry, Angelique ♪
(knocking on door)
Well, I mean, I'm bored, I got nothing to do,
I'm here to make you try on a shoe.
(sighing) Okay, pucker face.
(chuckling): is a very sought after engagement.
Yes.
every time I wanted to talk to you, you were too busy for me.
♪ I have a deceptive amount of muscular strength ♪
It may take a few minutes,
My body is perfect.
I wanted to get you a large because
- I'll see you there! - Cool.
(in deep voice): Touch it!
to the power of friendship.
Hey, Rebecca.
I've had the best time hanging out with the both of you.
♪ This song goes in a loop Dee loop ♪
I don't know.
I give, you take.
What happened was Rebecca didn't tell us Paula was coming
♪ Or they will be killed ♪
Go get your Cinderella!
would you send my boss Alex back here?
No. What I have to do is make it spontaneous and surprising,
and negatively impacting my health.
we finally have the time to just put our feet up and...
Really?
(indistinct chatter)
(laughs) I've grown out of it.
Paula didn't want me to look at her phone?
you used to send these to me.
for the fun party.
just so you know, like, when I disarm
about Karen, everything, but the fire department is on its way.
See, you can force construction stuff,
♪ Roll call ♪
(exhales) Okay.
You've created a hostile work environment.
You saw it, too, huh?
unlocks with the front. Know what I'm saying?
♪ 5, 6, 7, 8! ♪