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PETER: And we've got Lois down at the pool.

-LOIS: It's Lois. -Whatever. The mom.

¶ It seems today that all you see ¶

Well, NBC hogs all the good sports,

Boy, she... she did stiffen up those nips, didn't she?

-I like that Antiques Roadshow. -Fine!

that could affect one of America's

¶ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ¶

¶ One of us is Richard Gere's kid ¶

OK, then. Bye, Stewie.

Aw, I just don't know what to do about this thing at work.

only to reboot it with less-popular characters

And I'm your neighbor, who you didn't know

Oh. She's beautiful.

Patty, are you out here?

Welcome, everyone.

(laughter, applause)

since Mom and Dad died

(laughs) Excellent.

-Normal words, but a horse guy. -Can we please stop this?

And since Fox is now owned by Disney,

That quote was taken out of context

Doesn't matter! Anything above the Adam's apple

FOCUS GROUP MEMBER: Can we please stop this?

You did great, Peter.

We'll make Family Guy bingeworthy!

the new theme song for the fallout tv series

before a live studio audience.

Hello? Oh, hey there, Stewie.

And please feel free to bring it up again anytime,

(laughter, applause)

but you don't find that out till later

[On Which We Used To Make]

All right, boys!

with Brian and Meg after Mom and Dad died?

Here, I'll finish it off for you.

Stewie once roamed the region.

We shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request.

(Family Guy theme playing)