Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Luther] My family will come for me.

I'm Ben, Number Two.

Christ, what a dump.

I always wanted the Umbrella Academy to be like this.

[Five] Okay, gather round, people.

Take a look around.

What are you talking about?

-[Five] There's no lobsters. -[Klaus] Excuse me?

-That's a-- -Shut up and listen.

Hey, Five is an asshole…

I'm saying, when we jumped here, we created a time paradox.

How about no physical assault?

-Which one? -The little one with the big powers.

[suspenseful orchestral music playing]

[Christopher speaks]

-Five, we're gonna die! Whoo! -I don't care! Let go!

They all died before we were born.

♪ Bring me a higher love… ♪

[mysterious string music plays]

Or he's blowing you off.

That one's mine.

Hey, just… shut up for two seconds?

just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

She was trying to murder us, like, yesterday.

♪ I will wait for it ♪

♪ To a joy beyond compare ♪

How do you know your birth mother is in Pennsylvania?

-[floorboards creak] -…such.

Start the car, would ya?

[urine trickling]

Hope you enjoyed your stay.

Anybody know where-- Okay, you know what?

-What did you just say? -Yeah.

[slurping loudly]

So, we know you're Number One,

-This explains everything. -[cows mooing]

because we were boofing Xanax and the whole business,

Yeah, then trust me. I need my brand.

the greatest gift of a lifetime.

But I want you to know

This whole timeline's chock-full of riddles. Get this.

-I'm trying to track her down. -[man] There's no Rachel here.

-If you just let me explain… -Or there's this Cow Henge.

-Yeah, I went to see him last night, and-- -Alone? What were you thinking?