Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Yeah, I went to see him last night, and-- -Alone? What were you thinking?

[Luther] My family will come for me.

But I want you to know

Christ, what a dump.

because we were boofing Xanax and the whole business,

I'm saying, when we jumped here, we created a time paradox.

-Which one? -The little one with the big powers.

[mysterious string music plays]

-[Five] There's no lobsters. -[Klaus] Excuse me?

Take a look around.

the greatest gift of a lifetime.

-This explains everything. -[cows mooing]

-If you just let me explain… -Or there's this Cow Henge.

They all died before we were born.

-Five, we're gonna die! Whoo! -I don't care! Let go!

[slurping loudly]

-I'm trying to track her down. -[man] There's no Rachel here.

Hope you enjoyed your stay.

Hey, Five is an asshole…

So, we know you're Number One,

How about no physical assault?

[urine trickling]

She was trying to murder us, like, yesterday.

just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

This whole timeline's chock-full of riddles. Get this.

♪ To a joy beyond compare ♪

I'm Ben, Number Two.

What are you talking about?

[suspenseful orchestral music playing]

[Christopher speaks]

-That's a-- -Shut up and listen.

Hey, just… shut up for two seconds?

Yeah, then trust me. I need my brand.

Start the car, would ya?

How do you know your birth mother is in Pennsylvania?

That one's mine.

-[floorboards creak] -…such.

Anybody know where-- Okay, you know what?

[Five] Okay, gather round, people.

I always wanted the Umbrella Academy to be like this.

Or he's blowing you off.

♪ Bring me a higher love… ♪

♪ I will wait for it ♪

-What did you just say? -Yeah.