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Guess what!! I got a fever!! And the only prescription ... is
And now, a moment of silence
Not kidnapped, shanghaied.
No.
Now I'm the ship's highest-ranking officer.
Más cowbell!
where you'll live like sailors, eat like sailors
they made me do something so humiliating...
Over under money lines, same game parlays it’s so fine. You put a smile on your face!
is you and all the other lame asses!
D'oh!
No movie's so dirty the oldest man in the world can't see it.
And I'm sure your father has been doing some growing
Pretty good.
The only lame ass on this boat
lol you
♪ I'm so happy to be singing. ♪
Your wife signed you up for a week at sea,
has turned your mind to ketchup water.
but we hacked through anyway.
You talked trash about me. Huh? When did I talk trash about you?