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a bottle of wine and thou.
Come on, kids. Look.
Since about what time?
I'm actually willing to say that if that's, you know, what it takes.
You know what? Why don't you just go upstairs and apologize to her?
has dropped off a little bit-- Yeah? Hell!
Oh, come on, guys. This is really important here, and I got a new chart.
Understand? You want me to kill him?
No, no! Don't put it in your mouth.
I understand. Well, there's nothing wrong with a grown man...
Can we just get over that and move on, please? Sorry. Okay.
because this one doesn't go quite as high as the other one.
Yeah, she's, uh-- she's all yours, son. Oh.
It sure does.
But you wouldn't with Bill, right? Unbelievable.
What I really meant to say was, "I yearn for you to plunder me sexually. "
- Hey, muchacho. - Hey, Bill.
- Better than Beth? - Almost.
No, Matthew, I have no idea what you mean.
You keep that.
That's right. I forgot I'm talking to the man that broke up with me,
Fortunately, I happen to have...
Always the last to know. How classic. Yeah.
So I was going a good five, six miles an hour...
I think I'm getting the hang of it. Listen to this. ♪ [ Scratching ]
Joe! My car has been stolen.
Yeah. I don't know if you remember me,
Hi, Matthew.