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I know. I said I'm sorry, but for the past two hours...
but I hit you with my car about an hour ago.
Take the toy car off your desk and get back to work.
that somebody else had my exact same birthday.
Here's that research that you wanted.
Okay, number one, thank you very much. Yeah.
I would appreciate it if you would refrain from making...
Aha! So, the truth comes out at last again.
What? I'm-- Hang on a second, Dave.
Wait a minute. When they were going out together,
Oh. Oh, all right. You read me?
I'm busy tonight, but if you want...
Matthew's birthday present's here.
[ Sniffs ] All right. You've got work to do.
Hmm. I can see why.
'Course, I didn't believe a word of it,
Wait a minute. Mary's gonna be here any minute.
Secret observation is no longer required,
2:30. 2:30.
[ Horn Continues Beeping ]
Well, good for you. You know what--
Really? Not even a little, tiny one?
that I have no idea what you're talking about.
Lisa, look there. The graph doesn't lie.
- We'll take care of it. - Fine. I'll just get out of your way here,
Why is he doing that?
[ Both Laughing ]
- happy birthday. - Oh, my-- Wow!
Does this thing have a real motor?
Or I could pencil you in for Friday.
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