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to stoke. Attaboy.
Good. Use it. [ Door Slams ]
[ Sighs ]
You know what that means.
It means sex.
everyone in the office for the past six months?
Well, I was toolin' around upstairs, right?
an office with a door that closes.
'Cause the chicks dig the wheels.
♪ Unicorn, hey, unicorn ♪
I sincerely doubt that.
That ain't the only thing that's real, baby. [ Laughs ]
I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth.
Ohh! Matthew, this party's for you.
[ Laughing ]
And I just wanted to make sure you were okay, and--
for speeding off like that, but I--
Well, that figures!
you could put on quite a magic show.
Whoa! Watch out there. Gotta watch where you-- [ Gasps ]
You know, it actually is kind of interesting.
See, the red line represents Lisa's productivity. The blue line is Dave's.
'cause, I mean, that could never happen, right?
on-- I don't know-- around November 12.
If you were the last man on earth,