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No, I've got one of these laser pointers here. [ Clicks ]
This is a graph of your productivity today...
- No. - Good.
So, what can I do you for?
Don't look at it.
so let's go ahead and call it a day, okay?
- "Lady of Spain?" - No. "Safety Dance." Are you tone deaf?
Bill! Get in here!
But I digress.
And how.
I tried everything-- candlelight, oysters,
[ Car Alarm Beeps ]
we'll all yell surprise. I'm all over that.
- Hi. My name is Joseph. I'll be your waiter this morning. - Hi, Joe.
Oh, good. I'll be right back, but I want you to think about this.
Seven hundred and fifty.
I don't care about making you jealous, Dave.
You know, thanks, sir.
I was talking about me. Oh.
Oh. Oh.
Are you sure? Yeah. I parked it right here under my desk.
♪ Unicorn please don't be forlorn ♪
Stradivarius.
No. Absolutely not.
I was just trying to make you happy, and Lord knows nothing else was working.
You two are getting back together, right?
Oh. Ho-ho! You gotta watch it.
Why do we have to wear these stupid party hats anyway?
With your little car?
- Don't care. I'm working. - Me too.
Uh, Lisa, are you still mad at me from before?
Okay. Now-- Oh, oh.
- Thereby exceeding all expectations. - Quite so.
Good to see you.