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Adult adam: Turns out, al capone's vault was empty.
Baby day.
It's, like, one minute, he's this little, four-eyed dork.
You run, I'll cover you.
(sighs) is this from a cow?
I was still on an epic quest to get my first kiss
Daddy and I also got you that, didn't we, mur?
And get away from me, dave kim!
You're right. I am an idiot.
Hi.
The plot thickened outside al capone's vault.
Oh!
Soft cheese? Oyster?
(gasps)
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO MAKE AN OBLONG BERT HEAD
Say it in words.
Thanks, mama.
All that buildup and no payoff.
Adult adam: With my mother successfully neutralized,
Yeah. Great. Now please leave.
Now, take these bagel bites
Hi, poopie.
Go on. Oysters.
(door closes) mmm!
I can't believe it.
Baby out.
There's gonna be two captains. Could get complicated.
"a"!
Unfortunately, there's no chairs,
I'll bring him the stupid bagel bites.
Wow.
It's like my birthday.
(buzzing) good. 'cause I was thinking,
Like moroccan pillows, lava lamps, and bongo drums.
Adult adam: While my dad had to suck it up and get me a gift,
Dad, what the hell? You're not wearing any pants!