Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, that was good.

I know. It's gonna be awesome!

The directions are in japanese.

♪ I don't know the future

Let's begin, shall we?

If I play my cards right,

And just in case adam does mention

Sad, boring, cakeless, songless, momless basement party it is.

And spied on me and lainey

You only had three options for birthday parties...

And the main event...

I'll go up there and tell mom all about your creepy freak fest.

It's safe, mom.

Until now. You keep my secret, I'll keep yours.

Everybody knows that I'm not good at birthdays

Drinking mango madness wine coolers

What was that all about?

A, uh, dancing...

Mama's going to the store right now.

Logistically, how would that even work?

There's no pin the tail on the donkey, no balloons, no cake.

So, um, what happened to laser tag?

Twister, truth or dare,

Big tasty knows how to tame the booty with the beat.

Okay. Let's... You know.

Because sue nagleman's son lost his eye to a laser beam.

I tried to tell myself.

Okay. I'm gonna need you to leave my party.

In the past 20 years. What about your kids?

(exhales sharply)

I'll see what I can do, but no guarantees.

What's happening?

Oh, my god. I am mom!