Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thankfully, my favorite afroed tv painter, bob ross,

Seriously? This whole thing is upsetting and wrong.

Let's just play laser tag.

You could at least give me a thumbs-up,

Tonight, you got to throw a full-on make-out party.

It's, uh, a... A dancing lady.

See, that's why I don't give gifts. It's all a sham.

My dad had his own birthday tradition...

A laser tag make-out party?

Adam's got a thing tonight.

Best gift ever!

People are starting to lose interest in spin the bottle.

It seems, at least up to now,

Moroccan pillow.

You know what? Screw it.

Adult adam: I only pulled out the "mama"

Well, I should probably get going.

Can't give you that. But I can... Give you this.

And we serve the sexiest foods.

A thank-you, a look of appreciation.

And you got to wear something seductive, so go to the mall,

My mom was plotting a break-in.

Happy? That's a fake smile, and you know it.

Roller skating, chuck e. Cheese,

My god, she was like a silent, manicured, nosy ninja.

Why is it so hard?

I've been busy, she's been busy.

Next up is twister, y'all!

Adult adam: I was so desperate for my first kiss

But I realize now...