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I can literally feel him call me
(beverly snorting)
There's the man I'm looking for.
Bagel bites?
I don't even like laser tag, okay?
Waiting on that single-player bench,
We're just taking a break.
I'm gonna do this for you guys.
But you leave me no choice.
Oh, my god! Wow. That is an adorable dress.
Stop it, murray.
I don't buy adam a gift, he's pissed at me.
You'll find out when you go to college.
Barry to the rescue. I'll take it down.
It's not my fault. It's too big a bottle.
I buy him a gift, he's even more pissed at me.
Truly, it's the most exciting thing to happen to me
♪ I found myself alone, alone
Right down to the velour shirt.
Not you, sanjeev.
(sighs) can I get some milk?
Get off my back, erica. I'm a mother, not a pastry chef.
I admit, they look kind of weird
♪ but the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪
Adult adam: Sure, it wasn't my first kiss,
Are you almost done?
Erica: Our baby grew up so fast, didn't he?
It's his birthday party.
I don't think you remembered.
Gets whatever he wants on his birthday.
You know what day it is.
Come on. Let's go see that handsome devil open that vault.
Is the cake ready yet?
Maybe me and my friends could hang out in the basement and watch "ghostbusters".
So we're gonna have to sit in a circle on the floor.
Until I yelled at the guy to waive it.
And with it, our minds.
Adult adam: While my meddling smother plotted her next move,
Were all where they're supposed to be, and, uh
(music continues)
It wasn't a laser. It was a taser.
I'm disappointed about that, as I'm sure you are.