Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mama will be back in 20 minutes.

'cause it's about to get real bendy in here.

(cheese thuds) check this out.

How? It's dark and dusty

I was just seeing if the ski boots

(electronic gunfire)

And I flat-out rejected him.

I know it's last minute, but I really want this.

Can we talk about this later?

Then we'll deck it out with sexy accessories

It's very complicated. Oh.

Look, starting with this birthday, everything changes.

Unless you want her to hear what happened at the winter formal.

Geraldo rivera: ...The real secret tunnel.

I bought a bunch for you and your friends.

Not sexy. Get 'em out of here.

Oh, they know how it works around here.

So... Happy birthday?

Yeah, I went to the south street italian market

Oh, they're not gonna be here. Oh.

Adult adam: Turns out, make-out parties are awesome in theory,

Just... The timing hasn't been right.

To bring him this festive platter of bagel bites.

That night, my worst birthday ever became the best.

Seven minutes in heaven.

No cake? No cake.

No. No way. Why the hell do I need to protect my corneas?

But then she saw the soft, pink mood lighting...

I scored everything on barry's sexy checklist,

At least let me tell her.

Or seeing a wildly inappropriate movie

♪ alone above a raging sea