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♪ and drowned her...
Holy god.
Worse than having all her leg hair yanked out by an epilady.
Tell me at least you remembered it this year.
Laser tag's for little kids.
Even though my big moment was here,
This kiss was my al capone's vault.
Okay. That's it.
(beeping)
I just went and bought you
Tell me what you got me. It's a surprise.
No, it's fine, boopie.
Murray: Baby!
It's, um...
Murray: You notice anything else?
I want you to stop calling me "snuggle monster".
Why is it so hard to make an oblong bert head?
When it was absolutely necessary,
Oh!
I was sacrificing everything for that kiss,
(scoffs) just go downstairs right now
I finally made some headway with adam.
No! I love it.
Mom, do you remember the time that you snuck in the basement
Adult adam: Back in the '80s,
The buildup was excruciating, and it was finally time to get it over with.
♪ but nonetheless I feel the need to say
Girl: Yeah. Boy: Yeah.
No, I... I'm trying to set the timer.
Why exactly are we meeting down here?
It's physically impossible to drink that much milk.
I can't win.