Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What was wrong with laser tag?

Pathetic, dude.

(electronic warbling)

From my kinda/sorta/maybe girlfriend, dana caldwell.

Was for my overbearing smother to ruin my party.

But this double wiggly high-five was just as good,

Adam: So... We got 6:38 left.

How do you eat onion dip if you don't have anything...

You are the greatest man I've ever known.

Murray, you do this every year.

Happy birthday, kiddo.

Oh, it's hard. Sorry.

With their desperate eyes just staring at you.

And just like that, my sister went into full mom mode.

And it's just I thought I knew what kind of party I wanted.

My dad finally bought me a gift from the heart,

What the hell is happening here?

(electronic gunfire)

Something about south padre island, he's a liar.

Give me the phone book. I'm calling a (bleep) clown.

Hell yeah, I could!

I was blissfully unaware

Hey. My foot hurts. What's for breakfast?

It's the velour shirt. It doesn't breathe.

I don't want to talk to you.

Geraldo rivera is opening up al capone's vault today

And buy the first velour clothing you see.

Ah. It's not whether or not I remembered.

(exhales sharply)

And blow on them three times or they'll scald your little mouth,

I'm sorry. This whole thing has been a complete disaster.