Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, that's because I was afraid they'd make me look stupid.
A little bird just flew into the glass and died.
- Dave, I know how it works. - Of course. I'm sorry.
What? No. Well, what's the big secret?
Isn't that something your agent should do? Technically, yes,
I don't know. He died or retired or something. Anyway--
I'll even give you the standard one-percent commission.
If I want to be treated like a spoiled baby, it's time I acted like one.
WNYX. Please state your name and business so I can buzz you in.
Now, has anyone seen my lamp?
Doesn't it just make you want to cry? [ Groans ]
- Nothing's been stolen from my desk. - You don't have a desk.
That's how it works. That is the system. The system will be followed.
Why didn't you put your foot down? Well, I started to.
What? [ Beth ] Dave--
Well, he said, "Yes, Bill, what is it?"
and the only way to escape is back through the office?
- Fifty thousand? - Yeah, that's right. I get A.M. and F.M.
I just hope they don't steal our idea of doing weather reports, you know?
All right. Stand right there.