Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

the only wild card here is her. She's a reporter.

What the fudge?

Hence, alone for the holiday!

Where the fuck are we?

This is how I always see them do it. In five, four...

And tolling within like a funeral bell.

- I can't get up! - I got him!

rather than destroying one.

Well, I... What? I thought...

They say they're in Maine? That's not even a real state.

I'm gonna need your help with Ryan in the morning.

Where's the DeLorean when you need one, right?

- Okay. - Yeah! Hello!

Radio's busted. Tape player works, though.

Sometimes... you gotta put your own oxygen mask on first.

A background check on Deb Clarington revealed that she is employed at the station

All right, come on! End it for me, you piss-ants!

(VICIOUS SNARLING)

Okay. Well, uh...

Oh, check the glove box.

All the roads will be blocked just like that one.

People... people are going to talk. There's social media, there's like...

Uh! I slept in, didn't I?

Maybe I should do that and you can do the announcement.

- (SHE SIGHS) - I think I left my phone at the coffeshop.

# ...Sheds His grace on thee... #

What? You... you know my name?

Don't worry about it! This is like swatting mosquitoes for little Otis.

We have to turn the signal back on.

I can't believe they're all gone.

I'm not gonna pull the fire alarm.

- (RELIEVED LAUGH) - Chaz.

Okay, let me be really clear about this.

Oh, I'm sorry! I was just trying to...

You know what? We're getting out of here.

- Hey, Deb, how much you bench? - Right now?

You saved a zombie, kid, you didn't undo apartheid.

Oh, yeah! Oh, Ryan!

RUBY: Happy holidays. You've reached Yule Mart.

I'll give you a workout.

from which she's broadcasting, but as a camera-person, not an anchor.

We always get together on the Fourth. It's my dad's favourite holiday.

- Walk with me, Chaz. Come! - Hm! (CHAZ SIGHS)

- What about her? - Gimme a break, Chaz!

Yeah, we heard about the zombies. (HE LAUGHS) That's why we're here.

I don't think it can create something from nothing.

If there's a bigger buzz-kill than you, sir, I do not know what that looks like.

- Yeah, I know where we live. - I used to recite it for my mom every Fourth.

She's been here since last night, for God's sake.

So I... I guess you guys have heard about the zombies in town?

I'd rather take that risk than be without the people I care about.

Elf:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"!

The parade's really gone downhill this year.

Topper? You still have that giant boozehound on the payroll?

(SHOTGUN CLICKS)

I don't think so, Deb.

This one easier to believe for most,

And, just some food for thought,

And that's Jerry Chavez, sports.

No, now she's here. She's still here. Yeah.

- Listen, Deb. - Yes.

- You have a car. - Oh?

It's weird. I know that we've only known each other a short time, but I kind of feel...

- Look, Deb, I hope this isn't going to be... - (HORN BLARES)

better than Brent Masters?

my dad would bring us all up to the roof to watch fireworks over the eastern prom.

but I bet they won't be zombies. Okay.

- But how did you escape the troops? - Well, like I said, biting doesn't turn you.

(SNARLING AND FEEDING SOUNDS)

Couldn't we have taken the radio out of the...

a parasite-borne virus that makes their corporal bodies decompose

for one night, damn it,

Otis? That's her car.

Is the video real in your own opinion?

You went to a coffeeshop?

But now I'm starving.

Oh, I thought they were just ordinary citizens who got a little wet.

- Are you good to go? - Oh! Wait. What?

I got a large Casco Bay blend here.

- (YELLING) - Okay, let's... let's go.