Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No! No, no, no, no.
Well, Ryan and Stacy will stay in Ryan's old room,
Your spleen, maybe a couple of pancreas.
You know, I'm going to clean up.
Tonight's top story, a bizarre twist regarding a reported radiation leak in Portland, Maine.
Good! It hasn't spread across town.
Oh, I'm sorry, Ryan! I haven't worked out the math on our murder-suicide yet!
Let me talk some sense into him.
(HE LAUGHS)
We have to have our wits about us in the morning, so...
I think you'd make a great news anchor.
(RYAN SIGHS)
(BEEPING ON LINE)
Hey, I've got some John Cougar Mellencamp. That always used to cheer you up.
What? No, no. You close their eyes.
Okay. Make it snappy.
No, no, I actually meant your family.
(RINGING TONE)
I keep my ear to the ground for my job.
Mm?
Go talk to him.
And you're going to stand watch with Topper.
- I'm really sorry to do this to you. - Forget the lamp, Martha Stewart!
Waverly Water Treatment?
Mm, tough break.
(SNARLING AND SCREAMING OUTSIDE)
Yes, now is... now is...
Are you talking about what those people back there have?
(GUNSHOT, SNARLING)
I don't have a whole lot of experience with this type of thing!
I put enough horse tranquilizer in that brownie to kept her asleep through August.
You guys are what, trading recipes now? And when did that start happening?
Ryan, even if you're right, would they really want to come back?
Now, Ryan, come on, it's just a very complicated situation.
DEB: Stay alert.
Are you being weirdly sarcastic or how do you know that?
I'm sorry, I must have missed that page in Ryan's Guide To Being
Okay, okay. I wasn't looking on that one.
Only you could make me laugh at a time like this.
The little redhead's right. It's the Fourth of July, for God's sake.
I try to go, but I'm so busy with work at the TV station.
The brownies are a Fourth of July tradition that we started when Ryan's mother was alive.
- Do we tip her or... - It was nothing.
Oh, really? And what do you want? That nerd?
- Sincerely! - I'm not infected.
and Deborah over there... How you doing there, hon?
That was awesome! You were awesome!
Why, yes, I was just down at the Pick 'n Save.
If you meant children in general, you would've said something like...
Oh, my God, Ryan!
it's okay.
And though I deeply regret
She ride you like this? Like... Oh, yeah! Oh, Ryan, you're the best!
(SHE SIGHS)
I... I'm sorry. This gentleman bought me a drink and we were having a conservation.
- You hear me? Stay focused. - Okay!
Oh, yeah!
What? Dad, I got, like, all these M80's.
Oh, wow! You know, I thought that you were a cool guy back at the bar,
- Give this to Topper. - I got it, Pop.
Breaking news... people are kind of foregoing their holiday plans right now.
- Ten points! - (YELLING)
(SCREAMING)
- Well, I was delirious, okay. - You sure you don't want to now?
with no pants.
All right, they're drawn to the noise. We'll have to leave quietly.
I just thought maybe you're right. Maybe they'll find a cure for this some day.
So you're just gonna... you're gonna wall us in with those things?
Maybe a crisis like we have here speeds things up a bit, but...
Oh! Brent Masters.
All right! Now, and...
sweet girl.
Nothing happened, we both just passed out.
Deb, I'm here. Hey!
You have a bite wound there. Just keep it clean and change that bandage daily.
Excuse me?
Until we get here, yeah! Obviously, we have to get out to collect them.
So if you're watching out there, please tell the authorities to send help to Portland, Maine...
- I guess I never really... - Listen, my children.
who happen to have contracted
right by the barbecue.
Maybe there's something more about this on the radio.
He almost looked like he was asleep.
- Still using that janky old phon... - Dammit!
It's rated the most environmentally unsound business in the state.
(SHE LAUGHS) Good shot.
and get as far as I can from those gosh-darn flesh-eaters? Am I right?
Rubes, you gotta tell me what happened last night,
W-w-what are you doing?
(SNARLING)
- Okay, listen, if you don't want to use it... - No, no. It's fine.
Why, self-serving son-of-a... (YELLING)
The Governor has declared a state of emergency and alerted the National Guard.
- I knew it! - No, no, that's not...
Well, it was.
I could have helped you be a little more rugged.
But we don't, we don't have that, so we just have to walk. So here we go.
Well, prepare yourself. They may not be the people you remember.
And what exactly can we do for you, Fraggle?
Don't you ever touch a black man's radio!
- And maybe you should, too, right? - Oh, my God!