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Then I got quiet and thought about it.
And your shoes are so heavy.
About you guys needing a-a youth pastor?
Thanks. I was hoping maybe you could point me
It's okay. Everything's fine.
An angel...
I didn't place any ad.
Penny. Button.
¶ Amazing grace, how sweet the sound ¶
-¶ Hallelujah, hallelu ¶ -¶ Hallelujah ¶
(electric guitar playing)
And any water you turned into holy water
Booze to the right, huffers to the left.
I think so many of us have made a God that's like us,
Ugh. Close window.
But the truth is, I woke up this morning
Sorry, I'm here about the ad. On Christslist?
at Jesus's concerts.
You, sir, have challenged me on scripture.
(chuckles): Hey, I'm-I'm not trying to change any minds.
(playing "Maple Leaf Rag")
(coughs twice)
Don't get me wrong, it's nice to be thankful, but
Maybe God's right here and now.
I got nothing.
You want to hold my gun?
You know, I think the food is good
I meant the cool new pastor everyone likes.
Did he say Galthazar?
-What? -What did he say?
When I was in seminary school,
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