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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
(moaning)
You're a vegetarian?
is once again regular water.
back to the Spanish Inquisition you came from?
Do you have any experience, Bode?
Reverend? We're here for a little counseling?
with my damn trains?
It was like some kind of religious experience.
I'm carrying a lot of anger.
same long chopsticks, but everybody's happy and fat
Oh, well, if it's scripture you want to talk,
We're good if we get our house back.
(organ music playing)
There's a Chinese proverb about Heaven and Hell.
I'm just trying to start a conversation.
and I'm, of course, paraphrasing here--
that's looking out your eyes right now.
Till you can feel the brain.
(congregation booing)
believe in Christ or I'll hit your head with a baseball bat.
(snoring)
"B" 15.
Or else what?
-Gay rights? -Love is love.
For the first time ever, I don't feel alone.
-Gingo. -Please surrender your cross.
(new age music playing)
but I guess I should talk about God, right?
All these years of mediocre grace.
This linner has turned into...
And I have trouble making that "cch" sound.
Like many of you did, too, I'm sure.
¶ Hallelujah ¶
(voice cracks, clears throat): "G." "G" 48.
Hey, forget that hit I called on myself, huh?