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Helen tied them.
(burps)
I love church.
(shuddering)
This was the best church ever.
Let's get out of here.
(tires screech)
Did you say houseboat?
Timothy.
"Amazing Grace"? You all know that one.
Empty again.
Oh, I shave-a faster, all right.
You know. "Somewhere else." You know. "Somewhere else."
That means it's all in the game.
Thanks. That's very meek. Jesus would've loved it.
(school bell rings)
We like the new guy in his tight jeans.
or just rapture me now.
Look, we're both grown men here.
So, we're good?
Pack your bags, Helen.
ALL: We can, but we don't want to.
That's where I got my name.
This is a church, and it's not your church.
(jazz music playing)
or angry at us because we're alcoholics.
You are God's love.
But you're already with the best counselor there is.
Did you hear the one about the Greek-Jewish wedding?
But I'm not licked.
I don't have anything planned,
uh, well, it's just okay.