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A picture of me fucking
I felt more love from the F-350 dude.
Everything's good.
Ah, thank you.
- (KNOCKS ON DOOR) - SIEFERT: Come in.
- Motherfucker! - D, man, what are you doing? Stop.
Plus I'd rather get my registration approved first.
(GRUNTING)
♪ My size is the largest, we polish the floor with the rawest hardcore artists ♪
That brings me to the theme of the day.
So it ain't five topless women dancing in your living room
- Travis Mach. - The nutjob from FSU?
I still remember the night
- Oh, my God... - Can I be honest?
No, no. No, no, no. It's all good.
Ah, yeah, it was right after we won the AFC East.
No, she was too busy having lunch with Andre.
- Oh. - You doing right by me, Justin.
So, Travis, you skipped the combine.
- Yeah. - Yeah?
You're taking this on the road? You are minnows.
Ain't we Baptists, though?
This shit's for real.
Everybody calm down, by the way, it's coming up next.
and we caught some fire for it.
He's the higher-earning client.
Love your new office.
Now is not the time, y'all, for real.
All right, look, man, I'm... I'm sorry.
Let go of your balls and grow the fuck up.
♪ And I wanna tell you something that you probably should know ♪
Oh.
Let's pay them. You're all very beautiful.
♪ I gave you fair warning, beware, beware ♪
- You should have just fucking lied. - Team hasn't called you yet?
Is there someplace we can go meet
NFLPA forbids you to touch him.
I really don't give a shit.
♪ Fire is my only guard ♪
I'm not sure it counts for shit.
Oh!
and that beautiful family of yours.