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YOU CAN EITHER SAVE HIM OR YOUR SHOES. WHICH IS IT?

I DON'T NEED THE LIST.

FINE. THANK YOU.

OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN TELL HER.

SAYS THE MAN WHO YELLED "FINALLY."

BUT YOU MIGHT ENJOY SEEING THE SCHOOL.

GYPSY SAID SHE WAS GONNA LEAVE IT FOR ME SOMEWHERE.

FOR DOING ALL THE THINGS YOU SAID I DID.

WONDERFUL. OH, I'M THRILLED.

BUT THINK ABOUT THIS --

I TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHY WE CAN'T COMMUNICATE

YES. YOU WOULDN'T LET HER GO.

I DON'T EXPECT IT TO AGAIN.

BYE, GRANDMA. GOODBYE, RORY.

THIS WAS AN EXAMPLE BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

HAD FINALLY HAD ENOUGH.

I LIKE THINGS DONE CORRECTLY.

YOU'RE NOT REALLY GONNA SNIFF IT?!

REALLY? THAT'S YOUR IDEA OF FUNNY?

WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT STORY?

HI. UM, NEW HAVEN. I NEED A CAB COMPANY.

WHAT IS THERE TO LOOK AT?

"I'VE TO GET A PART." "I'M GOING TO GO STUDY."

IT'S GONNA NEED SOME GLUE IF YOU DON'T SIT DOWN.

DO YOU WANT ME TO HAVE YOU COMMITTED

YOUR FATHER IS A VERY STRONG-WILLED MAN, LORELAI.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? RECOVERING FROM A DAY WITH MY PARENTS. WANT A TACO?

AND SETS THE PLACE ON FIRE.

I BEG YOUR PARDON.

GRANDPA TALKED TO ME TONIGHT...

THAT ANYTHING I WANTED TO LEARN, I COULD LEARN RIGHT THERE.

THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. DO YOU HEAR ME?

I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS PREPARING FOR YALE.

OKAY, HON. SEE YOU BACK HOME.

UH, LISTEN, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW

YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT IN THE CAR.

ABOUT THE SYSTEM, THE WAY IT WORKS.

SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT.

YOU LIED TO ME, TO RORY,

DRINK A LOT. IT'S EASIER TO EXPLAIN NOT WEARING A SKIRT

AND YOU OPENED THE BOX, SHOWED NO EMOTION,

I NEVER EXPECTED YOU TO BE WITH DEAN FOREVER,

WHO'D COME OVER AND CHANGE THE WATER BOTTLE.

YOU KNOW, YOUR FATHER'S HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME.

WHICH FRANKLY, LORELAI,

I KNOW. I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE HOW MANY.

WHY WE CAN'T BREAK THROUGH

AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO SLAP MY FACE WITH A GLOVE?

I'VE THIS DINNER TO GO TO. WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

AT LEAST WE KNOW THAT PART WORKS.

I'M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY SKIRT.