Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

UH, WE NEED A COUPLE OF DOUGHNUTS
I WAS -- I WAS JUST A YOUNG SINGLE MAN
"YOU HAVEN'T HAD A TACO
I'M CALLING A CAB. WE'RE LEAVING.
YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT THAT BOOK UPSTAIRS.
THAT WOMAN NEEDED DIRECTIONS TO GET TO A POINT.
THE GILMORE NAME SULLIED" SPEECH.
YOU'RE FIRING SOMEONE OVER PUTTING WALNUTS IN A SALAD?
WHEN YOU'RE HERE, THERE'S ME,
THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
THE SHEER SIZE OF MY MASSIVE TROPHY.
I'M NOT HUNGRY. YEAH, I'M NOT HUNGRY EITHER.
I AM. VERY PROUD.
WELL... [ SIGHS ]
SO... SO...
OR JESS WOULD HAVE DONE IT FOR YOU. WHAT DID THAT MEAN?
SEE HOW IRRATIONAL I GET WHEN YOU HOLD OUT ON ME?
WHAT IS THAT? IT'S A PAPER CLIP.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, KIRK?
SOMETIMES I TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHY DAD AND I
WELL...WHATEVER ELSE HAPPENS BETWEEN US,
IT'S GETTING LATE. YOU ALMOST DONE? ALMOST.
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WHERE?
NO. NO.
NO, IT'S COLD OUT. SHE MIGHT NEED IT.
DEPENDING ON THE SOCK DESIGN IT COULD BE HILARIOUS.
MAYBE HER SCENT WILL HELP YOU TRACK THEM DOWN.
I DIDN'T MEAN -- WHAT DO YOU WANT?
I CAN'T JUDGE WHERE THE EXACT END OF IT IS.
IT'S PROBABLY ABOUT TIME FOR A JESS.
LOOK AT THE BOOK. SURE.
I'M GONNA GO STUDY.
I GUESS YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA TELL YOUR SISTER ALSO,
I WILL NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN.
WHAT?
YOU DON'T WORK GREAT UNDER PRESSURE.
YOU SERIOUS? WHAT ABOUT DEAN?
LORELAI... I KNOW I CAN'T HAVE IT IN THE CAR.
I DIDN'T MEAN WHAT YOU THOUGHT I MEANT.
CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD A MEETING AT YALE TODAY.
YOU DON'T NEED THE GUARDIAN.
RORY'S GOING TO HARVARD.
OH.
THAT WILL TAKE YOUR APPETITE AWAY.
WHAT DO YOU INTEND TO DO?
THROUGH THE THREAD THAT USED TO HOLD THE BUTTON.
D-DID I DO SOMETHING OR --
THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE, PEOPLE ARE FREAKING OUT,
IT'S NEW HAVEN.
THAT'S WHERE THE TIMOTHY DWIGHT DINING HALL IS.
UGH, DID YOU SEE WHAT I JUST SAW?
HI. HI.
LIKE THE BEATLES BUT WITH BETTER TABLE MANNERS.
IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.
DETAILS TOMORROW. OHH! THANK GOD.
HUH. THAT SCHOOL OF YOURS IS REALLY PAYING OFF.
I PROMISED YOU BEFORE AND I'M PROMISING YOU AGAIN,
HE WANTS TO SHOW ME THE CAMPUS.
AFTER THEY'VE BEEN SITTING AROUND FOR A WHILE.
TO GET THROUGH A CONVERSATION WITHOUT THE WORD "COLLAGE."
HOPEFULLY SHE'LL RUB OFF ON HIM.
I'M GLAD, BECAUSE THESE SHINY, GOLDEN EDGES ARE VERY SHARP.
SHOULD I BRING BOTH A RAIN HAT AND AN UMBRELLA?
IT WAS...EVENTFUL.
MY WHOLE LIFE YOU HAVE TRIED TO CONTROL EVERYTHING,
HOW MANY MORE TWO-WORD SENTENCES CAN YOU COME UP WITH?
THEN YOU'RE GONNA PUT YOUR JACKET BACK ON.
IT WAS WONDERFUL, AND I LOOK FORWARD
YOU DIDN'T PACK?
WHAT WERE YOU SAYING? ABOUT WHAT?
"NOT GREASY, WITH HOMEMADE TORTILLAS,
YEAH, HECTOR REALLY CAME THROUGH.
ESPECIALLY IF YOU NEED TO SPIT YOUR GUM OUT.
UM, I GUESS I'LL HAVE A CHEESEBURGER.
YOU WEREN'T SUCH AN INNOCENT LITTLE DOE