Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YOU COULDN'T MARRY LINNY LOTT.
GOOD, BECAUSE THE SIZE OF IT IS SO LARGE
NOT YALE FOOD.
OH, YEAH? YEAH.
A SPINELESS JELLYFISH...
I'LL WALK YOU IN. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
I'M NOT SURE WHAT OTHER WAY THERE IS TO SAY
BUT THAT, IS THE WAY IT IS.
I'D INTRODUCED HER TO MY PARENTS. SO?
I NEED THE NUMBER OF A CAB COMPANY.
YOU'RE TO REMAIN HERE IN THE MIDDLE PORTION OF THE ROOM.
12 GUYS COULD HELP ME BALANCE IT.
BUT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TELL HER EVENTUALLY.
SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT BACK TO ME FOR ABOUT SIX MONTHS.
WHY'D I DO THAT?
[ SLOW INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]
I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T SMOKE IT.
WOW. WE COULD DRIVE DOWN...
WHAT ABOUT THE BURGER?
THERE'S NO WAY EVEN I COULD HAVE SEEN THIS ONE COMING.
RICHARD, YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER IS EVERYTHING YOU SAID AND MORE.
SURE YOU DON'T WANT A SODA?
LET'S GO UPSTAIRS AND LOOK AT THE BOOK.
AND...I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU, SO --
OH, WOW.
LOOKS THAT WAY.
Rory: HI, GRANDMA. HI, GRANDPA.
IS TEN MINUTES FROM CAMPUS.
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
HE LIED TO YOU TOO. DON'T YOU CARE?
WHAT? I DON'T MEAN THE DINNER -- THAT WOULD BE BORING --
IT'S NO BIG DEAL. IT IS.
GRANDPA! OH, YES, IT WAS QUITE A SCANDAL.
SOME OF THE BEST SCOTCH IN THE COUNTRY
IT NEEDS ITS OWN CHAIR.
AND THAT WORKED?
I JUST FOUND OUT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE MY REAL MOTHER,
WOW! LIONS AND TIGERS AND BEARS...
TO ANOTHER GILMORE GENERATION.
I HAVEN'T APPLIED TO YALE.
THEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS, IT'S LIKE,
YOU'D KNOW THIS.
* ANY, ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
DAD LIKED TO IMPRESS THEM WITH THE PAINTINGS.
TIME TO ADD ANOTHER WORD. JESS, YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT?
I DID NOT STEAL YOUR GRANDFATHER.
VERY FAR.
HOPEFULLY THINGS YOU'RE BEING GRADED ON.
SO...TELL ME,
THE LAST THING YOU'D WANT
WE LIKE TACOS. YES, WE DO.
IT IS?
I INTEND TO CARVE SOMETHING REALLY DIRTY
LET ME HELP YOU. OKAY.
NO, I DON'T. TELL ME WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO HER.
HE'S CRUEL AND OUT TO DESTROY YOUR HAPPINESS.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THAT? TO THE CAR.
IT'S JUST ROUTINE.
I DON'T THINK IT'S WORKING.
BAD?
RORY, I LEFT A LIST ON YOUR DRESSER LAST NIGHT.
EVERY SECOND THEY ARE TOGETHER.
YOU KNOW...
I BELIEVE I NEED A LITTLE MORE ICE.
OR NEED TO WARM UP.
YOU NO LONGER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHICH COLLEGE TO GO TO,
* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *
YOU WITH HIM NOW?
I DID NO SUCH THING.
NO, KIRK, IT DIDN'T.
NO. OH. WELL. OKAY.
THE MOST GRATIFYING ONES OF MY LIFE.
JUST CALM DOWN AND LOOK AT IT FROM HIS POINT OF VIEW...