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PULLED OUT A BOX, AND SAID, "HERE!"

ALWAYS CALL HIM THE PUPPET MASTER.

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE THING YOU DID TO MY FEET.

I THOUGHT MAYBE WHEN DAD WAS BUSY POOFING IT UP,

NOW WE SHOULD...

* IF YOU NEED *

I FEEL JET-LAGGED.

YOU MEAN YOU DON'T REMEMBER?

LORELAI, COME BACK INSIDE.

I GOTTA DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN STANDING LIKE A MORON.

WE'RE NOT IN EUROPE. WE COULD PRETEND.

CAN I INVITE HIM OVER? OF COURSE.

AND YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED NEAR HER WITHOUT AN ADULT PRESENT.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO NEW HAVEN?

OR JESS IS A THIEF AND WOULD'VE STOLEN IT.

COMING RIGHT UP.

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED ON EITHER END OF THIS APARTMENT.

I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO TAKE MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE.

'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT NOT KNOWING THESE THINGS DOES TO ME. I KNOW.

I NEVER REALIZED LUKE'S WAS A HUNDRED MILES AWAY.

SO, TABLE FOR ONE? I'LL JUST SIT AT THE COUNTER.

SIMPLY BECAUSE I MIGHT RISK OFFENDING YOU.

* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *

I'VE RETRACED MY STEPS ALL DAY AND NOTHING.

SOMEONE TOOK HIS STATUE AGAIN.

THANK YOU. [ CHUCKLES ]

AND ONE GETS EGGS AND WE CAN SHARE?

HE INSISTED ON SEEING YOU.

WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?

[ INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY ]

WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

NEXT TIME I'LL HANG A SOCK ON THE DOOR.

WE ARE AT YALE. THERE ARE SMART PEOPLE HERE.

I NEVER WOULD'VE WORN THIS. RORY, NONE OF THIS MATTERS.

YOU MADE HER REMAKE THE SALAD.

JESS WOULDN'T WANT YOU WEARING ANOTHER GUY' BRACELET.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT, I'M SORRY.

NOW LET'S SEE YOU DRINK IT.

LILLIANA WILL BE RIGHT OUT WITH THE SAND DABS.

THOUGH I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE TAKEN IT OFF ANYWAY.

YOU WERE -- ARE --

IN A DINER THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY SELL TACOS?

THE PROVIDER OF THE HOUSEHOLD,

THAT ONE OF THE BEST TACO PLACES

I DO. I WENT THROUGH IT.

RIGHT NOW IT'S "YOUR MONEY FOR NOTHING

WOW, I HAVEN'T SEEN IT SINCE YOU GUYS REDID IT.

BUT RIGHT NOW, I HAVE TO GO. UNDERSTAND?

YOU WERE ALL "THIS IS SO GREAT, RORY'S GONNA CHANGE JESS."

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GONNA HAPPEN?

THERE'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE REUNION OF THE WHIFFENPOOFS.

MY YEARS AT YALE WERE ABSOLUTELY

THEY COULD TAKE AN EYE OUT

RORY AND JESS ARE TOGETHER.

IF SHE APPLIES TO YALE -- SHE'S NOT!

YEP. HERE WE ARE.

I'M GETTING THE SENSE I SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING

YES, RICHARD, I'M FINE. THANK YOU.

ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?

THE COLORS OF TITIAN, AND BY THE END

YOU LIED TO EVERYBODY.

I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU EAT IN YOUR ROOM.

YES. CAN YOU GET A SHORT STATEMENT?

UH, WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM TO READ?

IN THAT BLUE DRESS, I HAD NO CHOICE.

I KNOW JESS IS TOUGH SOMETIMES,

I'M SORRY ABOUT THE WAY IT HAD TO BE DONE,

I DON'T BELIEVE IT. THIS IS A BRAND-NEW SKIRT.

DID I LEAVE ANYTHING OUT? HMM, LET ME SEE...

RELAX. I WAS KIDDING.

DON'T STUDY SO MUCH THAT YOU GET BRILLIANT,

THE LAST TIME I REMEMBER SEEING HER

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

THE INCIDENT WAS OVER WALNUTS, WASN'T IT, HONEY?

OH, MY. IMPRESSIVE, ISN'T IT?

WHEN MY CHAIR COULD JUST AS EASILY BE THE RIGHT CHAIR.

MY FEET. WHAT ABOUT YOUR FEET?

DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HE THINKS.

I'M GOING TO FIRE SOMEONE OVER PUTTING WALNUTS IN A SALAD

YEP. EVERY YEAR.

EPISODE ONE OF "RORY AND JESS -- THE EARLY YEARS."

YOU'RE ANNOYING. AND YOU'RE WELCOME.