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YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT? YOU DON'T REALLY THINK THAT --
UNTIL THEN, DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
SO, HERE WE ARE.
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A TOTAL LOSS.
WE CAN'T MOVE A HALF A CITY BLOCK CLOSER TO US.
THERE'S SOME THINGS IN LIFE THAT NEVER LET YOU DOWN.
YOU KNOW, ONE DAY WHEN YOUR MOTHER WAS 10 YEARS OLD,
THAT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN STOPPED TO CONSIDER
A BIG BAG OF WALNUTS.
HI.
HELLO, RORY. HELLO, LORELAI.
HOW ABOUT "COLLAGE"? CAN I SAY "COLLAGE"?
YEAH, I'M SURE.
IF I HAD A THUMBTACK I COULD MAKE A SCUD MISSILE.
NO, BECAUSE I'M NOT TRYING TO REASON AWAY
YOU WANT RORY TO GO TO HARVARD THAT BADLY?
[ SIGHS ]
AN INTERVIEW FOR WHAT?
I CAN OFFICIALLY ATTEST THAT SHE WAS NUTS.
NO, I THINK YOU'VE ABOUT COVERED IT.
MAYBE IF WE CONCENTRATE REALLY HARD,
LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU.
MY TROPHY'S GONE. SOMEONE TOOK HER.
WHEN SHE IS UP HERE, THAT DOOR STAYS OPEN.
MOVE OVER HERE.
YOU'RE GONNA RUN ALL OVER TOWN LOOKING FOR JESS AND RORY?
LOOK AT THE COFFEE POT BEFORE I CLEAN IT.
HERE WE ARE. YEAH. HERE WE ARE.
MOM. RORY, I SAID NOTHING.
THEY HAVE THE MOST DELICIOUS POT ROAST.
[ SNIFFING ]
ALRIGHTY.
REALIZE THAT DESPITE THE MANNER IN WHICH YOUR FATHER DID THIS,
WHY?
I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU SING.
DIDN'T HAVE MY TRANSCRIPTS, MY LETTERS OF RECOMMENDATION.
NIGHT, MOM. NIGHT, BABE.
THAT MOUSE AND I WERE ENGAGED.
OH, NO, MY BUTTON BROKE.
ANY CAB COMPANY.
AH, HERE WE ARE.
GET IT? YOU DON'T CONTROL IT.
OH, STOP THAT.
I'M CONFUSED. WHEN ARE WE CHANGING?
IT'S ALMOST MORE A WEAPON.
OKAY.
I THINK WE EITHER NEED TO GET A LITTLE CLOSER
OKAY. WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
AND A RAIN CAP. EXCELLENT!
PREFERABLY THE FIRST TIME.
[ SIGHS ]
SHE JUST REACHED OUT AND SHOOK HIS HAND.
NO, I'M FINE.
ALRIGHT, FIRST OFF,
FOR YALE. GRANDPA...
TO GETTING HACKED TO DEATH OR SET ON FIRE DURING DINNER.
ROMEO AND JULIET HAD WARRING FAMILIES
THEY ARE OUT THERE RIGHT NOW,
YES, I DID.
FORGET IT. STUPID QUESTION.
THAT YOU WERE BEING VERY PICKY.
WE SELL IT TO THE OTHER CUSTOMERS,
THIS IS ABOUT RORY AND RORY'S EDUCATION,
I THOUGHT CAMPUS FOOD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DISGUSTING.
WHO DOESN'T LOVE POT ROAST?
HE'S GOT THE SMART LOOK DOWN --
THEY CAN BE VERY COMPETITIVE, THESE IVY LEAGUE SCHOOLS.
IT JUST BROKE IN TWO AND FELL.
YALE HAS ONE OF THE FINEST COLLECTIONS
I'D LOVE TO SHOW IT TO YOU.
SHE'S ON THE COUCH, YOU'RE ON THE CHAIR.
WHAT?
WHO DON'T COME AS PREPARED AS THE TWO OF YOU.
I ALREADY HAVE FOOD HERE.
SHE WAS ROUGH AND THEY HATED HER.
IT'S GOOD. IT'S CRAZY.
SO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW I COULD'VE MADE THE MISTAKE.