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YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE THESE GIRLS THE WRONG IMPRESSION.
GET OUT OF THE WAY. YOU'RE BLOCKING THE DOOR.
OH, THE SIZE OF YOUR EGO! I SWEAR.
[ HUMMING ]
YOU DIDN'T DEAL WITH ME.
HEY. YEAH?
KNEW WE'D EVENTUALLY GET TO THE BIG "MY DAUGHTER'S A LOSER,
FINE. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
WE'RE FINE, KIRK.
DOESN'T MEAN SHE WON'T GO TO HARVARD.
YOU NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE,
ALL I'M SAYING IS SOMETIMES EATING A WALNUT IS PREFERABLE
RORY, HONEY -- THE ONLY PERSON I'M TALKING TO --
SO, TELL ME, HOW'S IT GOING AT SCHOOL?
OKAY.
A REALIST. I LIKE THAT.
I PROMISE.
THIS CHAIR'S VERY CLOSE TO THAT CHAIR
HI, NEW HAVEN, I NEED A CAB COMPANY.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET DRAMATIC, LET'S GO OUTSIDE.
WHAT STUFF?
IN NEW HAVEN? WELL, YEAH.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME.
UM...
WILL YOU STOP?
THE "FROWN, STEP BACK, WRINKLE, AND SIGH."
HUH. HOW DID I GET HERE?
IT'S VERY NICE THAT YOU'RE HERE.
I CLIMBED A TREE.
IF IT MAKES YOU ANGRY, WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
I KNOW. I ALSO MADE WONDERFUL FRIENDS THERE --
NOTHING. NOTHING?
AND I'D REALLY LOVE IT IF YOU'D COME,
NOT MUCH BETTER. I TOTALLY AGREE.
THE WHAT?
BUT REALLY, YOU CAN STAY HOME.
THEY'LL THINK I WAS SOME KIND OF LOTHARIO.
IT'S WHERE YOU TOOK ME ON OUR FIRST DATE.
ANYWAY, YOU'D JUST FINISHED CALLING ME
OH. THE BOOK WE TALKED ABOUT.
I'M SHAKING LIKE A SPASTIC COLON.
THIS IS PART OF GRANDPA'S EVIL PLAN TO TAKE OVER MY LIFE,
WHO WANTED TO EXPERIENCE LIFE.
BEAT IT.
'CAUSE I WANT TO GO SHOE SHOPPING.
MOVED IT LAST YEAR. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
OKAY.
ON A TRIP NEXT WEEK -- A DRIVING TRIP SOMEWHERE --
I KNOW.
HE'D TALK ABOUT THE PAINTINGS HE'D SEEN IN PARIS
WELL, GRANDPA WAS MENTIONING THAT HE AND GRANDMA ARE GOING
PLUS THE HISTORY OF THE PLACE, THE HERITAGE.
YEAH. REGROUP.
WITH HER HELP.
DID I WORRY LESS WHEN YOU WERE WITH DEAN? YES.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA SHOW ME WHERE I WAS CONCEIVED, ARE YOU,
HE GOT ALL SENTIMENTAL,
AND THE REASON FOR THAT?
[ SIGHS ]
THEN YOU JUST DIDN'T DEAL WITH IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I WANNA KNOW HOW IT'S GONNA BE.
DIRTY. THANK YOU.
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
YOU SHOULDN'T TELL THEM THIS.
IT'S MINE TO MAKE SURE THAT RORY KNOWS ALL HER OPTIONS.
AS LONG AS YOU TWO ARE SITTING ON SEPARATE SEATS --